Tell me this isn't the weirdest sounding project in a long time...

Variety has the details on this project that can only be described as, well...odd:
"Snakes on a Plane" helmer David R. Ellis has been tapped by former New Line exec Mark Ordesky to direct "Humpy Dumpty."
The 3-D sci-fi horror pic is about a half-human, half-alien creature who embarks on a murderous rampage after his alien mother is abused by two rednecks in the Deep South.
Ordesky is producing through his recently launched shingle Amber Entertainment along with Suzanne de Passe and Madison Jones of the iDream Company and Darry Welch from Instinctive Film.
Fabienne Villette is co-producing. Billy Majestic is writing the script.
U.K. sales and finance entity Intandem Films is exec producing and handling worldwide sales on the pic, which is slated to go into production this September
-Wow, there really are no words, on my part at least...what about you?