January 21, 2009

The Razzie Nominations!

All hail the worst of the worst:

Worst Picture
“Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans”
“The Happening”
“The Hottie & the Nottie”
“In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”
“The Love Guru”
Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy, “Witless Protection”
Eddie Murphy, “Meet Dave”
Mike Myers, “The Love Guru”
Al Pacino, “88 Minutes” and “Righteous Kill”
Mark Wahlberg, “The Happening” and “Max Payne”
Worst Actress
Jessica Alba, “The Eye” and “The Love Guru”
The cast of “The Women” (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz, “What Happens in Vegas”
Paris Hilton, “The Hottie & the Nottie”
Kate Hudson, “Fool’s Gold” and “My Best Friend’s Girl”
Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra, “Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans”
Paris Hilton, “Repo: The Genetic Opera”
Kim Kardashian, “Disaster Movie”
Jenny McCarthy, “Witless Protection”
Leelee Sobieski, “88 Minutes” and “In the Name of the King”
Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll as himself, “Uwe Boll’s Postal”
Pierce Brosnan, “Mamma Mia!”
Ben Kingsley, “The Love Guru,” “War, Inc.” and “The Wackness”
Burt Reynolds, “Deal ” and “In the Name of the King”
Verne Troyer, “The Love Guru” and “Uwe Boll’s Postal”
Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll and any actor, camera or screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, “What Happens In Vegas”
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore, “The Hottie & the Nottie”
Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy, “Witless Protection”
Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, “Meet Dave”
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel (combined category for 2008)
“The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good”
“Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans”
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
“Speed Racer”
“Star Wars: The Clone Wars”
Worst Director
Uwe Boll, “1968: Tunnel Rats,” “In the Name of the King” and “Postal"
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, “Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans"
Tom Putnam, “The Hottie & the Nottie"
Marco Schnabel, “The Love Guru”
M. Night Shyamalan, “The Happening”
Worst Screenplay
“Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans,” both written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
“The Happening,” written by M. Night Shyamalan
“The Hottie & the Nottie,” written By Heidi Ferrer
“In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale,” screenplay by Doug Taylor
“The Love Guru,” written by Mike Myers and Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement
Uwe Boll (Germany’s answer to Ed Wood)
-Aside from the mention of Kingsley's work in The Wackness, which I felt was real good, this list is spot on...thoughts?

3 comments:

  1. I get a kick out of these as well, I must say

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  2. me, too, Joey! and - wow... wasn't "High School Musical 3" shortlisted like... 8 times or so? And there is not one final nomination.

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